100 Words on Saturday! Write Tribe shall forget me as I go the whipper snapper way, royally exceeding 100-er as my mind run amok with imagination interviewing my favorite author, Salman Rushdie. Seriously, can I jot 100 words only with the maven of literature as we get set, thoughts on fire in a hold no barred conversation on his amazing vocabulary, only Thesaurus can do justice to, his love life and the twits hounding him? Enjoy!!
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This prompt, ‘100 Words on a Saturday 2014 – # 16 is written as part of Write Tribe’s theme, Your favorite author and what you’d like to discuss with him or her’ and my hot fav is the wacky, crazy with loads of intellect and fetish with words, Salman Rushdie.’
An Imaginary chat with Salman Rushdie
Salman Sir of the Rushdie, monster figment of imagination, pitter patter of thoughts woven as you bask in the world’s wonkiness. Do you fell vindicate, my favorite author? I ask. He harrumphed, “My words are mine entirely and dabbling with vocabulary for selected few, meaning esotericism as I jeer at my foes lack of intellect. Oh! Sir, you have a thing for hotties, Padma and ‘alleged’ love bites from Riya Sen as woe betide you. Sporting a churlish grin, “Young man, you trading insults at your favorite author. M Rushdie Sir, remember and I baffle them with my unparalleled intellect. Your hubba hubba arousing for the Padma since you cannot get her.” Sir! Sir! I beg of him and epic words to trade your ire at your enemies like you did on Twitter. Rushdie doffs his hat, “They are ILLATIRITE. LARN SPEL. THEN GET BRANE.
Vishal Bhidu 
Well maybe the women go for him …
Made me smile though. .
hehe Bikranjit thanks, he got such an aura and am in awe of how he plays and flirts with words..the man has a way with vocabulary and lyrical in words:)
Haha! I thoroughly enjoyed this Vishal. The end couldn’t have been BETTAR!
Thank u Soumyaa and soo happy u enjoyed. Does it get BETTAR than that and am flying, riding on the crescant wave:) Thanks for stopping by!
its quite interesting, i feel there is a huge gap of way of thinking that pops up with wide age gap… then men have always married women much younger than them, willingly, sometimes by force so that most probably doesnot matters much to men. He is not the only culprit, you will have to maintain an account in tally or some other account software if you want to manage a list. 🙂
hehe! I guess so but sometimes love brings heart together. I don’t call him a culprit just a fun attempt to write on ma fav author..hehe
do the grammar corrections, esp in the first line- huge gap in way of thinking… will be the first piece of correction.
I shall and thanks for drawing my attention, Sharmistha:)
This conversation is of different kind 🙂 and with this author, probably few others would enjoy and would like to do it this way…..There might be some corrections needed across 🙂
I take into account the loopholes and love ma interviews hatke and quirky..what say? infusing some element of fun:)
What’ll he say when he reads this? 🙂
ur ILLATRITE to me..hehe..in his majestic style:)
that was a fun read!
Thanks soo much:)