56 inches self-claim chest, six pack abs…arre wah! Kya Mardangi! wah wah! Applause for the man who promised that he will drown our sorrow away like Sathya Sai Baba healing touch on devotees. Or! Amitabh Bachchan’s ad, ek chutki mein dard gayab! What do we make out when a man flaunts his assets…opps! chest to show his manlihood, physical prowesss, deeply ingrained in the sick herd mentality of patriarchy to show how the male sex has birthright over any ordinary mortals. How I wish for a special episode bearing the marks, Comedy Nights with NaMo as Kapil Sharma is making way to join Yash Raj flick, Bank Chor.
The tale of politics of polarization reached the heightened climax this week as we neared the end of the Lok Sabha Battle in Varanasi where laws of the land was flouted. The self-claimed father of Hindutva and ‘Hindu Nationalism’ cutting a sorry figure of Lord Voldemorte thrust his 56 inches forward to wage war in the holy city. After all, he never came on his own accord, forget the Gujarat Pogrom, but Maa Ganga called him to spread his mighty mighty chest in Varanasi. The latest jig, oops, Lord of the Rings, rubs shoulders with a constitutional body, Electoral Commission (EC) and wages the war to make it a magnum opus in the holy city. Waise, no Dharna but late night Drama baaz, scripted at the last minute and after all, supporters gotta chant NaMo, NaMo. Jurassic Park in the times of Peepli Live in the Holy City? Any takers for this one!
Our Lord Voldemort, already swinging in his PM chair, after all there is no waiting for this new age Hitler a la Mogamba, squashes EC orders and whimsically tells, ‘I am the all mighty and powerful…How dare you give NaMo orders not to hold rally.of course, I will’ and squeeze an orange to throw on your face. Have you seen Panchayat and fascist rule? That’s me and I ride roughshod over the rule of law in my charlot that flies over all things earthy..down to earth is a word lost in translation..Mujhe jo sahi lagta hai mein wohi karta hoon..see I’ve been dreaming bout Modi Raj after lapping the DVD’s of Ram Gopal Varma’s Sarkar Raj.
I am the Supreme Court, the Government and I squash orders, Dear EC and whatta way to protest and compete with my challenger Arvin Kejriwal..he does dharna in Delhi and I do a repeat at Varanasi, a bit like Thalaivar. Who need reason to protest against the lawful order of EC? See! I am the champion of analogies…you name it, you get it, Puppy remarks on Muslims, Hindu Nationalist, 50 crores girl friend, baby manufacturing factories and stop breeding in the after math of Gujarat 2002. Why not? After all, Yeh Dil Mange More..snoop gate was just the tip of the iceberg..Har! Har! Modi! Let’s do the Modi Dance.
Ooh! la! la! Beard for Modi-fication has a twist-in-the-tale a la perfect cocktail of a Hindi blockbuster released in the theater? How do we play a flick without Masala? Item number is the need of the hour..Malika Sherawat was too busy as Modi jumped the fray, calling EC, pro Rahul and dabbling with the joker card, Yadav lobby. Oh! really Modi-ji?! What an item number and last minute drame-baazi!!! Yo! Yo! Honey Singh! Aaj Blue Hai Pani Pani Mata la bhulava aaya aur Har Har Namo Bolo! Abuse of the EC and Modi-ji refresh your memory, EC is no caged parrot and didn’t flinch in taking to task Congress wala during the campaign. But, Modi-ji is Modi-ji! Abuses will be hurled at the pride of the nation, the EC, who uphold the democratic values in India..mudslinging, damaging the reputation of an institution that makes us proud being Indians. But, it doesn’t matter as Modi-fication will leave no stone untouched in this soap opera.
Mata ka bhulawa aagaya..NaMo offer apologies to Ganga-Maa for not able to do aarti? Kyon Nahin! After all, there are more pressing issues na, in your face Modi-fication, rally need to be given priority on election eve. See! The aim is to throw dirt on the face of honest officers and credible body like EC. Satta aur Rajneet ke liye kuch bhi karenge.