Xerox shops down the road can never whine that their days are boring and miser. At least, not with lazy college students like us, we Fergussonians, who never move our butts to class and like, night owls, we resurface on the eve of exams as one hand will be raised to shudder the responsibility of xeroxing notes for the whole class.
Rupees are collected per head in the campus as we dash down the road at Jalaram Xerox on Fergusson College (FC) Road to get the Xerox done and back to college or at Savera to distribute the notes as, for once, you feel like an army general, with men and women making a bee line as you distribute the ammunition to fight the war. It’s War Zone in a month and all instruction to upstage the foe called exams are diligently written on Zerox notes carefully by our lecturers. Philosophy, Economics and Sociology..You name it, you get it! Trust me! There is no dearth of demand for notes..the cinema hungry who wanna make it big in ‘B-town’, the one who regularly skips lectures to be with the boy friend or souls like me nicely sitting in savera for some time pass..lectures! What’s that? An alien concept..we will get the notes, why worry? Whether catching the senior scoring high marks, the most entrepreneurial and studious one who get the notes first, the only hard work is to do the run around at the Xerox shop down the road.
Xerox money are collected in two ways. First, if you happen to be quite rich for the day, you offer to Xerox the notes for the whole group or class as you can afford the luxury to be paid latter as your class mates pay you by looking for chillar that makes your jeans pocket heavy and secondly, ask for the money in advance. Xerox notes are quite a story to tell, sms the ones with the notes in the middle of the night and any time is good time, past midnight or three a.m to be sure to meet the guy or girl at college early morning with the notes. Like we say, doing ‘Jhol’ for us! Xerox notes bears a certain character since a number, read amount is scribbled on all copies as if its the Reserve Bank of India , 4.5 bucks, 12 bucks or 5o..whatever it may be, the Xerox ‘bhaiya’ for some reason always write it as if it’s some brand name that will ensure that we don’t flunk. See! Either ways! We make lotsa effort to pass exams and the money value reminds us of the value our education holds.
How can college memories be ever complete without ‘Xerox-ing of notes that we spend doing at the nearby shop the month before the exams? It’s like some practice that we love doing before exams that keeps us company as we mug our way to un-flunk ourselves. The fun days of college can never be complete without us happily pestering each other or happily distributing notes. Its our bread-and-butter after all and pumping of oxygen for human survival. How can anyone pass the exams without xeroxing notes? If you ever happen to find such a rare specie, please ask which planet the person belongs to.
As I look back at the past, it feels as if it was just yesterday that we were running crazy on exams eve, Xeroxing notes to ‘Ratta Mar’ for our much dreaded examinations. It was such fun, running around to Jalram Xerox to get our stuffs done as the shop walla made a killing on the market at our own expense.
The post is written as part of the ‘Blogging from A to Z April Challenge’ under the theme ‘College Memories.’ Today is Day 24 and X for Xerox, bringing back the good ole’ days. Uff!! Can’t believe that I have reached letter X and blog tiredness creeping in now.