There are days when you wake up and wanna write something on the blog..Bingo! There is a shortage of ideas aur apne bheja mein chemical locha ho gaya! Speak about a tale of faking an orgasm on bed, practically, nothing gets into the head. Oh! Lord! What’s happening to the ideas brewing in the head? Guess, I need to get into the bathroom again and, trust me, whenever the body part are soaked with soap, ideas keep coming and how I wish I could install a board and jot ideas while taking the shower.
Well! I know it’s Monday and I’m still in sleepy mode like, perhaps, Arvind Kejriwal of Aam Aadmi..see, I belong to the rare and instinct breed of Mango People..well! how can I compare myself to the likes of Kejriwal coz I am not staging a dharna thinking it’s my dharma..I am a Karma Yogi? Ha! Nopes! I am simply human and these terms like dutiful soul shit scares me. I am a person who has fucked up and keep fucking things up. And, I lament when the screwy things happen? Why? I mean, why? See, I use expletives throughout the day, the F-Word, S-Word and A-word, not AAP but asshole!!!!
First day of the week and I am clueless on what to do as a man out of the job circuit after two months of not necessarily slogging the ass. Except the blogging challenges, commenting on blogs, tweeting like an angry bird in action, painting my Facebook wall, life rocks na? Hmm! Why am I sounding like an ugly duckling? I hate sending job application to one and all, it looks like I am on a man hunt, predating on owners of poor companies to hire me. It’s not a plea and I am sure the gentlemen and gentle ladies think I am harassing them so that they meet me for a chit-chat or coffee..I call a job interview, a chi-chat..guess, the brain has gone cuckoo..I feel I should really listen to radio or turn into love guru for jilted lovers and make some quick bucks. But, then, isn’t it swindling people money in exchange for toggling or giving their emotions a gentle stroke, at least, it’s better than sex?
What say? Life and the mango-la people dancing to Ooh!! la la!! OOH la la! I wonder what the other mango like me are up to? Beating their mango blues, busy working their asses in the office while I sit to blog on the couch with countless cuppa coffees and teas.
Have a gud day
Disclaimer: I know that it’s a crap post, so, backlash are more than welcome here.